It's been a few weeks since I posted here.  I haven't actually done much in the way of writing, but I knew that was going to be the case.  See, I've been soooooooper busy working on other projects that are more art-related, though some, like the mini-comic I wrote and illustrated about homelessness, did, in fact involve writing.  And it occurred to me that while some of my other art may be just kind of a one-off, with a one-two punch that's easily digestible, most of my art, the stuff that I do for myself, is another way of telling stories.  

Take the thumbnail pic on this post, for example. I completed it yesterday, because the image of an owl and a ghostly female figure got into my brain, and demanded to be birthed onto the page (come to think of it, most of my writing ideas come to me as an image glimpsed in my mind's eye).  I call it "The Wandering Woman," and I imagine her wandering the hillsides and forests at night, searching, unaware that she has passed beyond this mortal coil.  Who is she, I wondered as the image took form.  Who or what is she searching for?  And, oh, yeah...how exactly did she die?

With a picture, I am obviously not thinking about telling a story through words, at least not at first.  But I am thinking and planning how to create a mood through imagery that tells a story. Guess it's just in my blood.  And so, in a real sense, I haven't stopped writing at all.  Not sure how this helps other writers, other than to perhaps to get you to think a little more deeply about your story.  How can you use imagery in your writing to evoke a mood.  How can you look at your writing in a different way, connect with your reader on a more visceral level, bring new life, depth, and insight to your writing.  

You should always be looking for ways to grow.  This is as true as a writer and artist as it is personally.  Could be that thinking of stories in another medium will give your creative fiction a little something new and different to, uh, draw upon.  

Till next time...

Peace,
Chris

You ever have a favorite thing - a movie, a food, a book - that someone you know experienced for the first time and loved? There's this moment of loveliness at sharing something meaningful with someone you're close to, of reliving, vicariously, the first time you experienced it.  And though it's what you wanted, of course, you almost envy the other person that feeling of discovery, right? 

I recently experienced that with friends who are now reading some of the earlier Stephen King books and watching those movies.  I love talking about those things, remembering how much they affected me as a kid (even some of the movies that were eye-rollingly bad).  I'm excited that they liked the movie based on 'Salem's Lot, because I know they'll love the book. I just know it.  And it all takes me back to when I was a kid reading it in bed at night with the covers over my head and the flashlight on, almost frantic to get to the next page.  I read a LOT of Stephen King that way, as I recall (and Robert McCammon, Dean Koontz, Peter Straub, and others). 

Earlier this week, I was interviewed for a podcast (check my Media and Upcoming Events for details, and the link, if you'd care to hear it) and  was asked how I got into horror. I recalled pawing through my dad's boxes of books, looking for anything interesting.  My grubby little hands came out with Carrie (or Christine; I'm pretty sure I read them both that week, and I can never remember which was first, although I really do think it was Carrie. It just feels right.), and it was one of those things where a piece of the puzzle of your life just clicks into place, and you discover something that was just meant to be a part of your life.  Stephen King calls it finding your "true north," and I believe that I found mine that day.  Because I absolutely devoured anything horror-related after that.

Those days and nights of delicious fear, the heart-pounding need to face the darkness with characters you care for, the triumphs and heartbreaking defeats shared, and the warm glow I felt after finishing a book that, for a few hours, absolutely transported me, moved me, showed me another world through different eyes...this is what I want to share with the world. This is the reason that I write.  And, you know? Sometimes it's good to be reminded of that.

Peace,
Chris

A few months ago, my critique mates in the Focus Fiction Group kindly read and critiqued the prologue of my next WIP.  Their advice, as always, was supportive, thoughtful, and very helpful.  While they all seemed to like the writing, there was a general consensus that the main character needed to be revealed in the prologue. (The prologue was actually going to come after the events that followed, and I had intentionally referred to him only as "the man," thinking to have the reader realize only much later in the book who that man was)

The other issue, was that based on what was going on with the main character, several of them doubted the motives of one of the supporting characters, which seemed to lead them down all sorts of rabbit holes I hadn't intended (although, I had, in fact, purposely written her to be...complex, so it's not surprising).  Without giving anything away, I'd meant for her to be a good person with a complicated set of behaviors and morals that live in the gray area between acceptable and borderline-sociopathic.  Cheerfully immoral, in other words, but in a good way. She genuinely cares about the main character, and wants him to get better.  Her way of helping is just questionable, is all. I like her (who am I kidding? I love her!)  She's fun, which I think this very dark work may need to break up some of the horror.  But I get my crit-mates' points. 

And this is MY point. I loved the idea of not revealing the main character's name in the prologue.  I love my (slightly) sociopathic supporting character. But as William Faulkner, who famously advised writers to "kill your darlings" ("murder your darlings, English writer Sir Arthur Quillian-Couch said even before that) would no doubt remind us all: our responsibility is to the story, not to any one character or plot point.  If it doesn't serve a purpose, or goes against your purpose, then you have to get rid of it.  Be ruthless. Ignore the hurt looks of betrayal your character gives as you chop her out of your story.  The story itself will live on and be better for it.  And you can always resurrect the character or subplot or scene in another book, or even in another part of the current work in progress (what I intend to do with the character I've been referring to). 

So, I've been giving the matter some thought, trying to decide if I actually agree with my crit-mates.  As for the prologue: No.  Not really.  It's actually been done. By Stephen King, in 'Salem's Lot.  The prologue occurs after the story itself, and he only refers to two of the main character as "the man," and "the boy." You only figure out who they are later.  (The one thing he did do, that I didn't was to show the reader that the prologue is present day, and the story that follows, a past event, by having the characters reading a newspaper article about the events that have already happened. Mine gave the reader no such clue, resulting in much of the confusion.)

However, two things have made me decide to follow the advice of my CMs after all.  The first being that King has already done it (I hadn't thought about that at all when I wrote the prologue), and done it better.  King is probably not the only one to have done it.  And truthfully, I don't think doing it would matter in the least. The fact is, I think you'd be hard-pressed, indeed, to find something Stephen King - or some other famous writer - hasn't done before you, and better. I would just prefer to find another way, now, having seen another writer has done it.  The second, more important reason I'm going to do it, is that I've thought of a way of revealing his identity in a way that will actually add to the tension and creepy tone of the novel.  And I'm going to make it present-day, which will move the story forward into the first chapter.

I agreed about the supporting character, if only because I haven't written her as well as I conceived of her, and I can see how she is a distraction, which I definitely do not want.  And now that I've changed the timing of the prologue, it not only makes her moot for the scenes that she's in, it would actually make the main character's judgment and motives extremely suspect.  He just wouldn't link with her the way he is now after what happens in the prologue.  So...she goes (for now).  

So let this be a lesson to you.  To make your story the best story it can be, to pull the reader in and keep them riveted and invested in your characters, sometimes the best thing you can do is take stuff out.  It'll hurt.  Sure it will. But what's left will heal up nicely.

Peace,
Chris

So, I just recently finished reading The Witches' Kitchen, by Allen Williams.  Allen is a ridiculously gifted artist I'd been following on Instagram for months (I_justdraw, if you're interested in seeing his work. You should, IMHO). Anyway, I stumbled onto his booth at Dragon Con, and only knew it was him because I recognized a couple of pictures he had hanging there.  After politely gushing over his work, I happened to notice that he had a book on his table. I picked it up, read the inside flaps of the dust jacket, and read that some of his inspirations for this book  were: "...a near-phobic childhood fear of the dark; his training to become a second-degree black belt in Shotokan karate; and a cabinet of curiosities containing a variety of bird and animal skeletons and a box of assorted bones of mysterious origin." 

Whuuuuuuuuuuut....?

After reading that, I couldn't not buy his book.  And the book delivers, I'll tell ya that much! I don't want to tell you too much about it. Only that the main character is a toad, who doesn't know who she is, or why she's in the predicament that she's in. And, oh, yeah, there are two witches of the extremely wicked kind who want her dead in the worst way.  She finds herself lost in the witches' kitchen, which is as vast as it is dark, and filled with all manner of danger - and her not knowing friend from foe.  Basically, if you took parts of Beauty and the Beast, and Alice in Wonderland, and had Clive Barker, Neil Gaiman, and Tim Burton craft it into their own tale, you might end up with something like this.  

What really intrigued me was the way in which some seemingly unconnected things in Williams' formative years formed the base of such an interesting story.  I could really see each of those inspirations at work in this novel, and it's made me think harder on things in my own childhood that have landed in my work, whether I was aware of it or not. For instance, in my novel THE RAGGEDY MAN, the turnoff to Grace's home is based on the one to my paternal grandmother's home in Florida.  My memories of going to visit her with my dad, not only informed the scene, but Grace's very personality.  The thing with the woman on the inflatable raft? It happened.  But what other thoughts, beliefs, quirks, etc., may have found their way into my writing, that I may not even have been aware of? I believe that just as the reader views a work through his or her own filter, coloring how it is received, so, too, do our own experiences color how our characters see the world we've created, and, indeed, how that very world exists in our mind and on the page. 

Take some time to look back at your writing. See if there are any recurring themes appearing that you may be working through that you perhaps, weren't even aware of.  I'll bet you'll find at least a few things ripe for exploring in a new work.  Bet that'll make a good book.

Peace,
Chris 

Okay, so.  This past weekend was all about Dragon Con.  I love to see the proud geeks and dorks (myself, included), who have waited a whole year to be able to be at the biggest comic convention in the southeast, going gaga over whatever floats their little geek boat, dressed in costumes that range from amazing to startling to slightly disturbing.  But it's not all about the pageantry, for me. You may not be aware of this, but there are a whole slew of "tracks" that are available, in the form of panels that you can attend.  They range from comics panels, to actor/actress, to martial arts and skeptics panels.  

I attended panels on the writer's track (yep, it's a thing).  Writers like Kevin J. Anderson, Sherilyn Kenyon, David B. Coe, Janny Wurtz, and other writers you may recognize, speak about their experiences, give advice, and answer questions from us nobodies, who want to be somebodies (cue Marilyn Manson).  

Most of the panels I attended were on marketing/PR (there is a blurry but definable difference: Marketing is designed to get people/companies interested in buying your product, and typically involves buying ads, materials, designing attractive book covers, etc., while Public Relations is generally about communication designed to promote your brand. That's interviews, managing a website/blog, networking, getting beta readers to review your book, stuff like that.  This is overly-simplistic - it's all about getting people to buy what you're selling - and as I said, the line blurs on the two.  But I think you get the picture), and I learned a few things.  Here are a few things you might find useful.  

First thing: If you don't have a website, get one. This falls under the heading of "Don't expect your publisher (if you have one) to do much (or any) of the marketing for you.  In fact, they typically expect you to have a sales "platform" which includes a website for you to sell yourself, and your product on.  Don't make that site the product (i.e., your book).  Because, unless you plan on being a one-hit wonder, you're going to write more books, and then you're faced with either completely overhauling your current website, or creating a new one. (Can you imagine if Stephen King or James Patterson had a different website for every book they'd written???) On that website, you want to have, in addition to your longer bio,  a short one that, say, Barnes & Noble, or your local cafe, or a podcast, can lift and share, if you do an interview or a book signing.  For that same reason, you want to have a picture of yourself, and of your book(s), and the links to all of your social media.  Look around my site.  You'll see I've included that stuff on my home page.  

Your website/blog should not be a constant hammering about your book(s) either. In this age of social media, where people post the most intimate details of their lives on a daily basis, people want to be invested in you, not just your product.  If you get them to care about you, they will be more likely to have a vested interested in your success.  Yes, as writers, we tend to be introverted, and grit our teeth at the time taken away from writing to actually talk to people.  But think about it. What are YOU more likely to respond to: people who spam you with "Buy my book, buy my book!" or someone who's got the same interests and personality as you, whose posts you look forward to reading, because they make you think, or laugh, or whatever, who then says, "Hey, by the way, my book is coming out. It's about (whatever). You should give it a try? 

The last thing I'll share, is about managing social media.  First off: you do NOT have to have a presence on every freaking platform that exists.  But you should have a presence on at least one. Pick the one that you like the most.  The panel members I heard speaking all seemed to agree on Instagram and Twitter (in that order) as their favorites.  They also happen to be mine.  But they also emphasized that whatever your favorite is, is what you should use.  If you feel like the platform you're using is painful, it will come off that way. At the very least, it will seem insincere, and more "spammy." And you can use social media manager apps like hootsuite to help you keep from going crazy. 

Also, use lots of hashtags on those platforms.  It's how people who may have no idea who you are, may be able to find your work. Let's say there are groups of flying saucer enthusiasts, or sci-fi writers, or whatever, who all post pictures and other interesting things to the hashtag #flyingsaucers.  And let's further say that you write a book about flying saucers, and write a post about that book that includes #flyingsaucers? Well, guess what? Your post - and the posts of ALL the people who have used that hashtag, will appear together.  You're now linked to them.  And all of those people will now be able to see your post about your book about a subject that they are passionate about.  And anyone not of those groups, who happens to come across one post, then clicks on the hashtag, will suddenly be able to see all of those posts, including yours. See the possibilities? I tested it today: I posted something about my novel on Instagram to #bookstagram, and various horror hashtags.  And no longer than 5 minutes passed after I hit post, that someone from France, England, and at least one book group, had liked my post, and/or followed me.  Those are people who never would have otherwise known the first thing about me, who will now get my posts, and, if I peak their interest enough, may decide to buy my book. 

These are just a few  things that you can be doing better to make yourself more visible to potential fans, and more likely to reel them in.  Again, as writers, I know the first instinct is to shun anything that isn't about the actual process of writing.  But if you want to do this for a living, then you'd better start treating this like the business that it is.  Suck it up, and do it! Small steps like these can mean the difference between a successful career, and a failed one!
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Peace,
Chris

So, maybe a week ago, I was watching TV, not really paying attention, just letting the sounds fill the silence as I flipped through unopened mail, trying to decide which ones looked serious enough to demand my attention right then.  I am not even entirely sure what show was playing (although "One Strange Rock" is sticking out in my mind, for some reason), only that there was some science-y-type stuff going on (which I love; PBS is one of my favorite stations, for that reason).  

Anyway, I tuned in for just a moment, long enough to hear something about dire wolves and sabre-toothed cats living in the same era in Earth's history.  My whole soul froze at that moment. Wait, I thought.  What, now? 

Yeah, dire wolves. Marinate on that for a second.  I don't read a TON of fantasy, but I've read enough that contains these beasts to know about them, and to think they're pretty cool.  And to find out that they actually existed? Whoah! Now, it's entirely possible that I am the last person on Earth who didn't know about them, so maybe this "revelation" is all in my head.  And that's okay.  The point is, my world expanded just with that few minutes of learning.  It made me appreciate both their roles in fiction, and the writers who used them.  

No real lesson here, other than that dire wolves are lit AF (and can you imagine the dog and cat fight between a dire wolf and a sabre-tooth?). And that the truth is an invaluable tool in creating fiction.  

Hell, most of the work has already been done for you! Now, go. Learn some stuff.  Then write about it.  

​It might make you famous. 

Later people!

Chris

 One of my very best friends and I occasionally get into a discussion about the kind of horror movies we like.  She favors the slasher flick over the supernatural.  In her opinion, a guy with a knife (or a machete, or chainsaw, or...you get the picture) is a lot scarier than any ghost going bump in the night.  "That's reality," she would say.  "That could actually happen." 

I, on the other hand, have always been fascinated by the other-worldly.  And since I was raised in the church, I am pretty much hardwired to have a healthy respect of the supernatural.  If a guy comes at me with a knife, it's either him or me, loser buys the farm.  That's scary, but it's not, you know...scary.  On the other hand, when the walls start bleeding, and objects begin to move by themselves, and you suddenly feel a soft, feather-light touch on the back of your neck, when you're alone, that's what gives me the heebie-jeebies! I mean, what the crap do you do about that?  What can you do?  Most of us don't have a priest on speed dial.

That's just preference.  But don't get it twisted.  I can watch any number of slasher flicks with great pleasure.  I love Halloween, Friday the 13th, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and a bunch more.  I watch them every year during the Howling Season (coming soon, my friends).  And my friend is quite happy to watch a well-done supernatural horror movie. We just have different ideas of what truly creeps us out.  

That's only one level, though.  The kind of horror is only one part of the fear equation.  After all, I've seen supernatural horror movies that made me laugh my ass off, while few movies are as terrifying as The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, or, say, Hostel.  There has to be something beyond the well-known tropes of  horror that compels you to read or watch (and me to write) horror, of whatever stripe you're into.  What is that?

On my homepage, I give the definition of the word 'harrow': "To disturb keenly or painfully...To cause intense fear or dread." As in any genre, you manipulate the readers' emotions by holding a mirror to their faces, and showing them the things they already know, deep down in their hearts.  In horror, that mirror shows a dark reflection of mankind's deepest fears, the old, atavistic terrors that haunt us in the hours before dawn, and the superstitions and dreads that remind us how small and vulnerable we are.  Think about how you would feel if you turned and saw a message written in blood on the wall that hadn't been there before.  How would you feel walking alone on a sidewalk at night, and hearing a set of echoing footsteps behind you, stealthily keeping pace.  The uncertainty, turning to fear, becoming outright terror, maybe mixed with awe, or a sense of hopelessness.  And what kind of terror? Terror of losing one's life, one's sanity, or even one's soul.  Terror of losing one's family.  How might those things manifest themselves?  How do they change the atmosphere?  And how do they affect thoughts, words, and actions?  

These are some of the things I like to consider when I'm writing.  Because the silent, hulking giant holding the knife, and the creaking door on a moonless, windless night, are only part of the story.  You've got to get the reader on that sidewalk or in that dark room, feeling the tingle as it works its way up the spine.  You do that by getting the reader inside the character's head.  By showing what the character notices through his senses--feeling the bite of a cold wind, or the muffled thump of a footfall in another room--or her reaction to what she is sensing; the character swallows nervously, sweats with fear as she imagines the face of the man behind her, imagines his hand falling on her shoulder.  
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Use descriptive sensual imagery, internal thoughts and perceptions, and physical responses to create an atmosphere of dread in your story.  With those tools, you're sure to have your readers sleeping with the lights on!

Until next time.

Peace,
Chris

Well, it's been a year since THE RAGGEDY MAN was published by Bloodshot Books (the actual date of publication was June 4th, if you want to be exact. I don't, but, hey, you do you).   A lot has happened since then, not the least of which, was the passing of my wife, a little over a month ago.  The last two years of her life were particularly difficult, and that, as you can imagine, has made the time since the book was published, bittersweet.  Nevertheless, my dreams of becoming a published author were realized.  I became wealthy overnight, and famous beyond all my wildest dreams. And...

And only the first thing happened.  Sorry.  After one year on the market, my first lesson to the would be author is this: if you're in this for the fame and fortune, I beg you, get out.  Do something - do anything - else.  This ain't that kinda party, brah.  You do this because you love it.  You do this because, to not do it is to deny your very nature, your reason for being on this planet.  And if you're not doing what you're meant to do, well, then, what's the freaking point?  

Sure, you could be one of the fortunate few: the next King, the next Patterson, the next Rowling; one book sold, and suddenly you're a household name, your books printed in the thousands - the millions - in almost every major language known to man.  But for most of us writing remains a labor of love (sometimes unrequited), even with several books under our belt.    Some of us never get more than one or two books published.  And evern for those who achieve more, writing remains a passion that at most, provides supplemental income to our 9-5 job.  So, if you put down your law book, or medical notes to pick up a pen in order to obtain riches, you should know now that you chose poorly.  

Okay.  If you haven't thrown down your pen, your pencil, or (oh, I hope not) your laptop, and gone back to your law books or medical notes, then I guess you won't be dissuaded.  You're in it for the long haul - more fool, you.  And for you, here is how it's been for me, and likely, how it will be for you:

In the past year, I haven't gotten rich or famous.  Agents and publishers have not come crawling out of the woodwork to offer me multi-book deals, and not a single supermodel has thrown herself at my feet (though there is a slight possibility that one or two have filed a restraining order, a slight misunderstanding that will all be worked out to everyone's satisfaction, I am sure).  But what I have had is one co-worker whose son has vowed to buy anything I write.  I've had the son of an editor praise my writing, and wonder when my next book will come out.  Another person who said that she couldn't stop turning pages.  I've had several people voice their pleasure - and displeasure - at the fate of a main character, and one pal, who has pretty much demanded that another character be given a book of his own.  (His wife has threatened to send the ASPCA to my house for one scene with some animals.)  To many of you, that will sound like small potatoes, and you'll wonder what the hell the point of it all was.  The thing is, that actually IS the point, and if you can't see that, then I urge you to reconsider your law or medical degree.  

See, that's the real coin of the realm for me, and, I suspect, many other writers. I remember what it was like reading Stephen King's Carrie, for the first time.  Robert McGammon's Swan Song,  William Peter Blatty's The Exorcist.  That delicious thrill of fear that demands you stop reading, even as it forces you to turn the page to find out what happens next.  The idea that something I have written could excite that in someone reading my work - hell, of creating that for myself - is like an addict anticipating that next hit.  And so I write.  

Okay, so, I'm running long on this one.  But I'm not done yet.  I've got a few more thoughts on the things I've learned in the last year.  I'd love to hear from others who have done so, or wish to, who would like to share their experiences.  

Till then....

Peace,
Chris

The other day, I got into a discussion with a couple of co-workers that somehow got onto reading, and then, the future of printed books. "Physical books," one person said, "are going away. You'll only be able to read them electronically." She said it as a thing already done, and only the timing in question. Another woman in the conversation nodded agreement, her grave features suggesting that anything might happen to civilization after all the books have gone. 

It's an old prediction going back to the roll out of e-readers, and it's  a compelling one, I suppose. E-readers can hold an entire library of books stored on the device itself, or in"the cloud." They are convenient, and easy to use, and have some advantages that physical books don't. E-books don't lose their bindings, or have pages to rip, or fade with time. And, more importantly, if you're like me, and like to have a variety of books on long trips, vacations, or just in case your mood changes or you finish one before you get home, the number of choices in the palm of your hand are limited only to the number of books stored in your "library. Most readers even have a backlight effect so you can read at night in the dark." 

With all that going for them, it's easy to see why some people feel there's no longer any need for hardcover or paperback books. But disappear? Nah...I don't think so. Having a new way to do something does not always mean "sundowning" the old way. Television didn't replace movies, after all, and even vinyl records are making a comeback. There's just something about the feel of a book in your hands, the weight of it, even the smell of it, that no e-reader or book can replace. I love sitting in my workspace and being able to look over at bookcases overflowing with well-read volumes. Just seeing the title on the spine of some of these often brings back the pleasure of the first time I read them. Call it romanticism if you will, (or nostalgia, I guess, if you're one of those who've moved on from physical books) but there is an intimacy with physical books that you just can't get with e-readers.

Now, don't get it twisted. I am no Luddite, even when it comes to my reading preference. I have a Kindle app, and I like it just fine, thank you very much. I've got a whole list of books stored in it, some of which I've read, and some of which I am very much looking forward to reading. But...books, though. 

Still, I do acknowledge that there is a shift in the publishing paradigm. Physical books will never go away, IMHO, but if you're a writer, you'd better pay attention to that shift. With many publishers, especially magazines, more interested in publishing electronically than with getting into brick-and-mortar stores, or, at least equally, you would do well to familiarize yourself with the legal definition, industry standard rates for royalties, and even the different forms of contractual language involved with electronic rights (they may not be specifically called "electronic rights;" The contract could just refer to "any and all media and formats," or some such), and acceptable contract terms for same,  or you may end up wishing you'd paid more attention to the fine print. 

Ciao,
Chris

Well, then. I've made no secret of the fact that I've been in the weeds this past year. As the old nugget goes, and as I am sure many of you can attest: ​"Life is what happens while you're busy making plans." (a less cynical version of another old nugget which posits that feces doth occur-and usually at the worst possible moment) No need to go into detail: that's not the point of this piece. The point is that feces is always going to occur; but that doesn't mean that the things that matter should just be allowed to wither away like a seed in too-shallow ground, burning away in the sun. 

For me (and hopefully, if you're reading this, for you) one of those things is writing. In order to continue to write, I have had to change my approach to it. Before, I always felt like I had to write on my laptop; writing longhand, it seemed like I couldn't keep up with my thoughts. But then, I found myself unable to get to my computer.  And when I could get to my computer, I often found myself responding to social media messages and the like, more than I was working.  So I went old school. I dug out an old leather organizer with a 3-ring binder section for notebook paper, and an area that allowed a college-ruled note pad. . I got a pack of #2 pencils, sharpened to a needle point. And I got to work.

And guess what? It worked! 

I have been making steady progress on re-writes of my second novel, plus a novella, that I've been working on in fits and starts for quite a while. Sometimes, I do find myself frustrated that I can't seem to write as quickly as I think. But there are benefits. The first, and most obvious being that I am not bound by time or location. As long as I've got my writing pad and a pencil or pen, I can write. I can write during TV commercials, during breaks at work, or in hospital rooms, while I'm sitting around, not really doing much of anything. Another benefit, is the lack of many of the dangerous time-sucks clamoring for attention on electronic devices, like Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, etc. Put Pandora on on my Firestick, break out my writing pad, and I am absolutely golden. 

All of which is to say that if you find you are spending more of your writing time screwing around than producing content-or worse, not writing  at all, because feces keeps occurring during writing time, or even because you just need to switch things up, get yourself out of a rut, you may need to consider taking another approach. Yeah...some people may be offended that you haven't responded to their FB posts of that cute-AF cat doing that thing that makes you go "Awwwwww...," but you may just find your writing life has become much more fulfilling. 

Now, go on. Get outta here and get to work. Those words ain't gonna write themselves. 

Ciao,
Chris